"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.
when ur friends are cool and talented and ur just
"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"